logblog:

canimuff:

there are 4 planets in retrograde right now plus a full moon and everyone i know is either off the walls horny, disassociating, or more depressed than usual

reblog if you’re all three 🤷🏼‍♂️

(via hotwhiteguy)

hambaes:

if i ever give birth please dont tell me my baby looks just like me within the first 2 months cause i know that newborn look ugly as shit so unless you tryna square up dont speak

(via giggle)

gangsters-wife:

i need something romantic to happen to me like right now

(via this-love-is-delicate)

kaijuno:

I hate it when vodka tries to be fancy and use fancy adjectives to describe their products like I’m drinking fucking gasoline okay like this isn’t wine tasting we’re all here to get black out trashed and you know it

(via amerenthia)

shitispuffinup:

Me when I get in bed: ooooh I’m a warm little bich!!!

(via hotwhiteguy)

skellydun:

I need someone to hug me for a few minutes then crush all my bones and kill me instantly

winegogh:

Can’t wait for the day I’m covered in tats & going home 2 my sweet honey

(via notsoshychey)

mihimaru:

a healthy relationship with a significant other in which we both love and support each other and genuinely enjoy being in each others company

(via t-hechty)

ethreal:

searchingfortenderness:

Are we all crying together on this warm Tuesday night in June

yea

(via wolfiehere)

slavery:

Not to vent but: fuck

(via this-love-is-delicate)

kingkiba:

BOY could I go for some affection rn or maybe death

(via zackisontumblr)

thebootydiaries:

someone: *shows me the slightest sign of affection*

me: i would die for u

(via hotboyproblems)

acoolsuggestion:

dont ignore me ?? i despise being ignored ?? i mean im ignoring like 8 ppl right now but still ???

(via bvbykens)