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Glitz Up, Bitch

bewbin:

thefinestlad:

bewbin:

I just slept for 15 hours what I miss?

This dick

oh thank god i thought i missed something big 

(via zackisontumblr)

sassking-trevor:

cassbones:

lesbe-nerdy:

chanellecassidy:

saber-chan:

My parents aren’t home

You know what that means

*sits in the living room instead of sealing myself away in my room*

this is too accurate 

*parents close the door*, *emerges slowly from room like an easily startled deer*

*Parents come home* *scurries back to room like frightened squirrel*

Y’all think this is a joke but it’s 100% accurate

(via milkfiction)

007809:

i need to get fucking drunk

(via tessahandswebmemrm)

  • Me: am I mean?
  • Friend: yes
  • Me: who even asked for your ugly opinion? Who even invited you here anyway?

radicaljocy:

Remember in the 90’s there used be a room in your house that was called the “computer room”.

(via crunchier)

barebackinq:

Me: Mom I don’t think I am getting any better, I still feel sick…

Mom:image

(via covocal)

a-l-t-e-r-n-a-t-i-v-e:

c-e-i-f-e-i-r-a:

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misfit-pirate-ship:

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

me in the grocery store when my mom escapes

escapes
partlystarsmostlyvoid:

madmenandmayhem:

evilspice:

toyota:

damn the pope about to preach some sick verses

the guy beatboxing behind him

"the guy" is the italian president

P-Francis and the Prez
drugsruleeverythingaroundme:

D.R.E.A.M. - Drugs rule everything around me