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thebaconconspiracies:

juggahnaut:

bookporn:

Believe it or not

nnilkshake:

why test on animals when there r people who r rude to waiters

(via placiddream)

tbotofficial:


I GOT SCARED FOR A SECOND, BUT THEN awwwww
cyberho:

it’s like looking in a mirror 
justplainsomething:

Guys, this scene was written in the mid 90s.
  • 9pm: "I'm going to bed now."
  • 10pm: "I'm going to bed now."
  • 11pm: "I'm going to bed now."
  • 12am: "I'm going to bed now."
  • 1am: "I'm going to bed now."
  • 2am: "I'm going to bed now."
  • 3am: "FUCK."
  • 4am: "FUCK."
  • 5am: "OKAY."

thottweiler:

i keep my phone on at all times just in case nev and max calls because someone done used my selfies

(via chazaqiel)

trudymonk:

why do good shows get canceled when american idol is in it’s 13th season

(via hotboyproblems)

  • baby: d-d-d-d
  • dad: daddy?
  • baby: destroy capitalism
  • karl marx: nice
thedailyflautist:

coldcoffee030:

time-doesnt-wait-for-me:

littlegracenote:

umbreon-ite:

Ah yes, the flute

that’s a trumpet

thats obviously a bass clarinet

I thought it was a saxophone

Pretty sure this is a flute guys

jncera:

If your name is nancy and you get pregnant you will be pregnancy

(via covocal)