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Glitz Up, Bitch

heathyr:

can there be a celebrity punk’d thing where they get an interviewer on the red carpet who acts like they don’t know anyone there and is like “so… what are you in? sorry I don’t remember your name” to like leonardo dicaprio and all the big name stars just to see who is a douchebag about it or not

i’d enjoy seeing that

(via milkfiction)


Quite possibly the best/worst fortune cookie fortune ever.

maljoylove:

indiscoverable:

stardustkr7:

justplainsomething:

morice:

songs that have an amazingly catchy and cool tune but really uncomfortable lyrics

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I think we’re all thinking of the same thing but don’t dare speak its name for fear of summoning it.

The-song-that-must-not-be-named

We don’t talk about it

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(Source: moraniarty, via hi-honey-im-holmes)

revvann:

rock-allday:

Don’t fear death, fear the state in which you will die.

I was always afraid of Ohio

(via jim-jamboree123)

bigblackfilmer:

yukikame:

hentaimonogatari:

jesuxxx:

pussy attack

death by pussy.

the most heavenly way to die

Pussy so clean it steam pressed a nigga.
Cake Boss in a nutshell…

barebackbearyak:

Customer: I want a nice chocolate cake for my young son, and he likes trucks, so could you maybe do a little frosting picture of a truck on the top?

Cake Boss: SOS WHAT WES GUNNA DO IS MAKE A GIANT TRUCK ENTIRELY OUTTA RICE CRISPIES AND COVA DAT IN FONDANT AND IZ GUNNA SHOOT SPARKS AND CATCH FIYAH, POSSIBLY KILLIN YOUR SON IN DA PROCESS.

(via notsoshychey)

stability:

nothings worse than passing up an opportunity you know you would’ve enjoyed because of the fear of being judged

(Source: stability, via myheartmysoulmylife)

blvckgoldenn:


That one friend that acts out when boys are around